Back in my day, We had 9 Planets! Classroom Version - Funny Graphic Tee - up to 5XL
Back in my day, We had 9 Planets! Classroom Version - Funny Graphic Tee - up to 5XL
Didn’t fit right? We’ll make it right — free exchange or refund, no questions asked. Returns policy
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# Back in My Day, We Had 9 Planets!
A celestial celebration of our complete solar system lineup – the way we learned it in school! This vintage-inspired design showcases all nine planets, honoring Pluto's rightful place among its cosmic siblings.
Perfect for astronomy buffs, science teachers, and anyone who grew up memorizing "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas." The stylish planetary arrangement combines scientific nostalgia with a subtle protest against Pluto's controversial demotion.
• Soft, premium fabric for out-of-this-world comfort
• Long-lasting print that maintains orbital integrity wash after wash
• Inclusive sizing for stargazers of all dimensions
• Scientifically accurate planetary designs with a retro twist
• Guaranteed to attract fellow Pluto defenders
Whether you're teaching astronomy, attending a science convention, or just want to make a statement about planetary classification, this shirt lets you proudly display your allegiance to the original nine.
Justice for Pluto – because some traditions are worth preserving!
Fabric & Fit
This tee is built for comfort and print quality — soft, sturdy, and made to keep the design looking sharp wash after wash.
- Fit: Unisex, side-seamed tailored cut — structured but not tight, built to flatter a wide range of body types
- Print: Direct-to-garment (DTG) for vibrant, long-lasting detail — no cracking or peeling
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors). Heather and Ash colorways are cotton/poly blends for extra softness and drape
- Made with eco-friendly processes and materials
Care Instructions
- Wash: Cold water, inside out, to protect the print
- Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry — keeps the shape and size true
- Store: Cool, dry place, out of direct sunlight
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this run true to size?
Yes — it’s a structured unisex fit, not oversized or slim. Check the size chart above if you’re between sizes; when in doubt, size up.
What sizes do you carry?
S through 5XL, so you don’t have to hunt down a separate “big and tall” line.
How long until my order ships?
Ships in 1–3 business days, with delivery in 5–8 days.
What if it doesn’t fit or arrives damaged?
Free exchange or refund within 30 days — no hassle. See Returns policy
Will the print crack or fade?
No — we use DTG printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it, so it holds up through repeated washes when cared for as directed above.
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