Legonaut: Totally Qualified for Space

Confidence level: suspiciously high. The Legonaut has entered orbit, checked absolutely none of the safety procedures, and is smiling like everything is going exactly according to plan.

This orange-accented space helmet is the uniform for bold explorers, professional button-pushers, and anyone who responds to a crisis with, “How hard could it be?” It is retro, cheerful, and only a tiny bit concerning.

• Mission profile: High-altitude nonsense
• Navigation system: Vibes and one extremely confident guess
• Best worn while: Improvising, troubleshooting, or pretending to understand the controls

Launch with confidence. If anyone asks, you are absolutely certified.