{"product_id":"reality-override-perception-management-system-v1-0","title":"'Reality Override' | Perception Management System v1.0","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy let facts get in the way of a perfectly good argument?\u003c\/strong\u003e This shirt deploys a high-fidelity \"Denial Heuristic\" designed to rewrite the social firmware of anyone who looks at it. Engineered for those who appreciate the art of psychological irony, this tee functions as a manual override for standard social interactions, immediately initiating a \"recalibration\" of the observer's sanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCognitive Dissonance Optimization:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a bold, high-contrast declaration of psychological irony in a clean, sans-serif font.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSocial Engineering Protocol:\u003c\/strong\u003e Specifically designed to bypass logical firewalls and create a localized perception shift in high-stress environments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHardware Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built on a midnight-black chassis, providing a neutral, industrial-grade background for maximum messaging impact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStructural Integrity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Constructed from premium cotton to maintain its shape even when you’re bending the truth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStandard Capacity: S, M, L, XL\u003cbr\u003eHigh-Volume Capacity: 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirt Nerd XL","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53973410283834,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53973410316602,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53973410349370,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53973410382138,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53973410414906,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53973410447674,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":53973410480442,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":53973410513210,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0898\/3743\/7242\/files\/gaslighting.png?v=1788030930","url":"https:\/\/shirtnerdxl.com\/products\/reality-override-perception-management-system-v1-0","provider":"Shirt Nerd XL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}