Legonaut: Houston, We Have Feelings

Mission status: emotionally unprepared. Meet the Legonaut, a brave little space explorer who has just discovered that the universe is much, much bigger than the instruction manual suggested.

With a startled stare, retro helmet, and a blast of pink-and-blue cosmic energy, this shirt is perfect for anyone who has ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why. Wear it for launch day, panic day, or any day requiring a stylish emergency landing.

• Primary function: Looking surprised in multiple dimensions
• Fuel source: Snacks and questionable confidence
• Recommended mission: Exploring the unknown without reading the briefing

Suit up. The cosmos is waiting, and it has absolutely no idea what you are doing either.