If you've ever dreamed of getting paid to do absolutely nothing (preferably while snacking), this tee gets you. Featuring an adorably lazy panda and the brutally honest quote "I Need Money, Not a Job," this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s over the hustle and into the hibernation. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for lounging, protesting productivity, or making people laugh without saying a word. A must-have for introverts, nap enthusiasts, and professional daydreamers.
