Let's Do Crimes - Feline Accomplice Tee Funny Graphic Tee up to 5Xl

"Let's Do Crimes" Feline Accomplice Tee

Introducing the perfect alibi—a shirt so innocent-looking, no one will suspect you're actually planning world domination! This premium cotton tee features a deceptively simple stroke drawing of a mischievous kitten with gleaming eyes and a smirk that clearly says, "I knocked that glass off the counter on purpose." Beneath this masterpiece of calculated chaos, the words "Let's Do Crimes" serve as both fashion statement and gentle suggestion for your day's activities.

Crafted from high-quality, breathable cotton that's softer than your cat's favorite napping spot, this shirt maintains its shape and devious messaging through countless wash cycles (perfect for removing evidence). The minimalist black and white design creates a versatile look that pairs beautifully with your favorite getaway jeans or that black hoodie you wear when "borrowing" your roommate's leftovers.

Available in an inclusive size range up to 5XL, this generously cut tee provides ample room for quick getaways, spontaneous parkour, or simply lounging around plotting minor infractions. The reinforced shoulder seams ensure durability during dumpster diving expeditions, while the double-stitched hem prevents unraveling when making hasty escapes from security guards who "just don't understand art."

Perfect for cat lovers with a rebellious streak, this shirt transforms ordinary activities into potential misdemeanors. Grocery shopping becomes "casing the joint," borrowing a pen becomes "grand theft writing utensil," and eating the last cookie becomes "destruction of community property." The possibilities are endless!

Wear it to family gatherings to identify which relatives share your questionable moral compass, or to work meetings where you need everyone to know you're one missed coffee break away from corporate espionage. Machine washable on cold—because while you may be plotting crimes, you're not a monster who ruins good cotton with hot water.

Note: Shirt does not actually grant immunity from prosecution, provide legal advice, or serve as a valid excuse in court. Crimes suggested are limited to harmless mischief like eating dessert before dinner, staying up past bedtime, or putting empty milk cartons back in the fridge. Any actual crimes committed while wearing this shirt are solely the responsibility of the wearer, though the cat is definitely an accomplice.

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