Let's Do Crimes - Feline Accomplice Tee Funny Graphic Tee up to 5Xl

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"Let's Do Crimes" Feline Accomplice Tee

Introducing the perfect alibi—a shirt so innocent-looking, no one will suspect you're actually planning world domination! This premium cotton tee features a deceptively simple stroke drawing of a mischievous kitten with gleaming eyes and a smirk that clearly says, "I knocked that glass off the counter on purpose." Beneath this masterpiece of calculated chaos, the words "Let's Do Crimes" serve as both fashion statement and gentle suggestion for your day's activities.

Crafted from high-quality, breathable cotton that's softer than your cat's favorite napping spot, this shirt maintains its shape and devious messaging through countless wash cycles (perfect for removing evidence). The minimalist black and white design creates a versatile look that pairs beautifully with your favorite getaway jeans or that black hoodie you wear when "borrowing" your roommate's leftovers.

Available in an inclusive size range up to 5XL, this generously cut tee provides ample room for quick getaways, spontaneous parkour, or simply lounging around plotting minor infractions. The reinforced shoulder seams ensure durability during dumpster diving expeditions, while the double-stitched hem prevents unraveling when making hasty escapes from security guards who "just don't understand art."

Perfect for cat lovers with a rebellious streak, this shirt transforms ordinary activities into potential misdemeanors. Grocery shopping becomes "casing the joint," borrowing a pen becomes "grand theft writing utensil," and eating the last cookie becomes "destruction of community property." The possibilities are endless!

Wear it to family gatherings to identify which relatives share your questionable moral compass, or to work meetings where you need everyone to know you're one missed coffee break away from corporate espionage. Machine washable on cold—because while you may be plotting crimes, you're not a monster who ruins good cotton with hot water.

Note: Shirt does not actually grant immunity from prosecution, provide legal advice, or serve as a valid excuse in court. Crimes suggested are limited to harmless mischief like eating dessert before dinner, staying up past bedtime, or putting empty milk cartons back in the fridge. Any actual crimes committed while wearing this shirt are solely the responsibility of the wearer, though the cat is definitely an accomplice.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

Fabric & Fit

This tee is built for comfort and print quality — soft, sturdy, and made to keep the design looking sharp wash after wash.

Fit: Unisex, side-seamed tailored cut — structured but not tight, built to flatter a wide range of body types
Print: Direct-to-garment (DTG) for vibrant, long-lasting detail — no cracking or peeling
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors). Heather and Ash colorways are cotton/poly blends for extra softness and drape
Made with eco-friendly processes and materials

Care Instructions

Wash: Cold water, inside out, to protect the print
Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry — keeps the shape and size true
Store: Cool, dry place, out of direct sunlight

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?

Yes — it’s a structured unisex fit, not oversized or slim. Check the size chart above if you’re between sizes; when in doubt, size up.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 5XL, so you don’t have to hunt down a separate “big and tall” line.

How long until my order ships?

Ships in 1–3 business days, with delivery in 5–8 days.

What if it doesn’t fit or arrives damaged?

Free exchange or refund within 30 days — no hassle. See Returns policy

Will the print crack or fade?

No — we use DTG printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it, so it holds up through repeated washes when cared for as directed above.