'NOT A COP' | Low-Latency Identity Authentication System v1.0

Tired of being flagged by social firewalls or asked to produce a warrant before the first round of drinks? This shirt provides an immediate, high-contrast response to the most common query in the field. Engineered for maximum transparency and zero legal binding, it’s the ultimate authentication protocol for undercover professionals and civilians alike.

• Signaling: High-visibility yellow-on-black text for 100% legibility in low-light environments.
• Compliance: Meets all standards for “Not Being That Guy.”
• Architecture: Built with a classic crew-neck frame for a standard, non-threatening profile.
• Standard Capacity: L, XL — High Capacity: 2XL, 3XL