The Brain That Wouldn’t Die – Premium Horror Classic Tee
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die – Premium Horror Classic Tee
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Hey there, MSTies—grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and prepare to revel in one of the cheesiest cinematic science experiments gone wrong: The Brain That Wouldn’t Die. Immortalized forever on MST3K, this cult classic oozes with everything you love about “so-bad-it’s-good” cinema: sketchy science, melodramatic monologues, and enough awkward close-ups to make Servo break into song.
Our design captures the B-movie madness without stepping on any copyrights. A grotesque brain pulses under sterile lab light, surrounded by buzzing equipment, while a lone eyeball stares out from the shadows like it knows your darkest secret. Equal parts creepy and campy, it’s the kind of imagery that would have fit right in on a grainy drive-in movie poster circa 1962.
Printed bold on a crisp white tee, this shirt wears like a badge of honor for anyone who’s ever survived an MST marathon. Perfect for conventions, late-night riff parties, or just showing the world you know your cult classics better than most. It’s a deep cut, a conversation starter, and a sly wink to fans who love to laugh at cinematic disasters with a couple of wisecracking robots and a guy stuck in space.
Because let’s face it—when you wear The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, every sidewalk is your Satellite of Love.
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel and sturdy construction, ideal for DTG printing.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Designed specifically with DTG printing in mind, ensuring a clean, vibrant print.
- Available in an extensive color range, providing versatile options for personalization.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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